Friday’s Funny Bone

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”

Sunday Odds and Ends

Oh Lord refresh my soul

I know I am a sinner but I come

before you to cleanse my heart

What do you do?

People who just talk at you, and you find something you want to add to the conversation, you begin to say it, but they continue talking over you.

Sunday Odds and Ends

Those who were often viewed with contempt by society are those whom Jesus tells his followers to care for and value.

Friday’s Funny Bone

There were two carrots walking down the road, a big carrot and a little carrot. On the other side of the road they see their friend cabbage in his cabbage patch.